JOKES

I made a few jokes, while reading the various sites yesterday, based on my understanding. They are meant to be harmless and to be taken as such. If you think you might be offended, don't read this page.
 

Q: How come 2,500,000 people chase a dream that only less then 1% will ever achieve???

A: The Amway dream -The best sales organization in the world. They have to be, otherwise how come 2 1/2 million people would join?  The best part is that they actually spend a lot of money, nearly all their spare time, learning how to do it, but 99% of them never make it. ( Ah - I think I got it - it  is "Amway's dream", they know over 99% will never make it :-))

 

Q: Where can you loose you bonus, because your 'staff' does not work hard enough?

A: In The Amway dream business

 

Q; Where can you spend 40 hours working (mainly evening work without overtime payment) to ear $300-400.00?

A:  At The Amway dream business

 

Q: Where do you go to weekly meeting and monthly seminars and have a 99% chance of not making it?

A: At The Amway dream business

 

Q: Want a good laugh?

A: Read this http://members.iclub.org/dcmdg/tosp37.asp
 

Q: If you are good at math then you can work this out: If the cost is actually 30% more then elsewhere but you get 30% discount are you 30% better off?

A: Yes according to Amway dreamers :-))

 

Q: If you work 40 hours to get something is it free??

A: Yes if you are an Amway dreamer and according to one: (It only the depends on how you look at it)
quote:
At the "2500" level all of the products that a family buys are bought from the profit on a properly structured AMWAY business. So, in essence, they are FREE. There is nothing cheaper than free!! Again it is all in the way you look at it.
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Q: Which company takes more then 20 years to change their image and still don't succeed?

A: Guess

 

Q: If you want to start your own business and still have a 'boss' (upline) where do you start?

A: at The Amway dream business

 

Q: Where do you have to listen to tapes every day, even for many many years and still not make it??

A: Guess

Q: Where can you use brand names like Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Motorola to sell a product without having any Pepsi, Coca-Cola or Motorola, Nike or Sony??

A: At The Amway dream business in Hong Kong